Everybody here wanted chickens so we had the chicken discussion and I'm the bad guy.
Everybody: I think chickens would be a great idea
Me: You're not going to have any problem eating them when it's time, right?
Everybody: Noooo! We don't want to eat them, we'll just keep them and get eggs.
Me: They only lay eggs for 3 years...............then you eat them.
Everybody: Noooooooooo, we can't eat them.
Me: Ok, so when the chicken no longer lays eggs........whose going to the store to buy eggs?
Everybody: Oh we can do that.
Me: OK, whose going to the farm store to buy food for these chickens that no longer lay eggs?
Everybody: Oh, we will do that too.
Me: And cleaning up the chicken shit.....whose job will that be?
Everybody:
Me: We're not getting any chickens.
Everybody: BoooooooooHiss!