The Shitty Plant Thread

[KMOG]

So I see tons of healthy plants and have most of that. But as good as my rooms ever look I’ve got some retards around. Felt like this would be fun and less intimidating for lots of new growers that only see guys posting the one plant in their room that looks decent. Seedling and clones I know no tend to neglect until I need them.

We all fuck up. Here we go.

 

[Seed of Memory]

Totally messed up on these seedlings and because I made a rookie mistake changing too much at the same time, I can't pinpoint the issue.

 

[Seed of Memory]

I love this idea. As a new grower this can all be a bit intimidating. Until i really started getting feedback i thought I was awful when I made a mistake.

 

[H.A.F.]

Black Widow fem by ILGM.
Day 110 of 12/12 from seed. Started as part of a party-cup competition, but I "culled" her and another plant from the competition and up-potted. It's going to be some tasty, fat flowers and smells dank! It will not produce loads of trim/trim-hash

 

[KMOG]

I love this idea. As a new grower this can all be a bit intimidating. Until i really started getting feedback i thought I was awful when I made a mistake.

We all fuck up...a lot. No one really goes posting it though. I always have some neglected or fucked up shit. Fortunately, most of my stuff is on point. But I’ve been in and ran a lot of very large ops and there’s is ALWAYS something ducked up somewhere. Generally happens to me with seedling because I just sort of don’t give a shit if they’re healthy until they move to the veg space. unnecessary energy ime because they’re just underfed and recover fast, but to each their own.

 

[Now1more]

Great thread KMOG, my latest incident involved a smart with new soil that I left to cook in the basement. Aside from being winter and slower to cook, I didn't realize that it was so enticing as a giant litter box for my cat. I scooped the poop, but all the piss burnt the shit out my youngin'.

 

[KMOG]

Great thread KMOG, my latest incident involved a smart with new soil that I left to cook in the basement. Aside from being winter and slower to cook, I didn't realize that it was so enticing as a giant litter box for my cat. I scooped the poop, but all the piss burnt the shit out my youngin'.

Lol I have to keep my coco covered or my cat does the same. She looks for that shit too like a dick. With my current overflow situation it’s a pita.

 

[badmofo529]

There is always one plant that doesn't cooperate, and it's always a different one lol. Here is this cycles problem child...

 

[Saboo the Shaman]

I will have to take more photos of my fuckups. Problem is I have enough trouble getting motivated to document the good ones, let alone preserving my failures.

Good idea for a thread.

 

[socaljoe]

Good idea for a thread. We all like to see healthy, vibrant plants, but it's as important to see the mistakes that are made so we can take measures to do better in the future.

These are my Black Widow plants from Mr Nice Seedbank. They had a rough start that was entirely my fault.

 

[KMOG]

Good idea for a thread. We all like to see healthy, vibrant plants, but it's as important to see the mistakes that are made so we can take measures to do better in the future.

These are my Black Widow plants from Mr Nice Seedbank. They had a rough start that was entirely my fault.

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Been watering with just water the pst few days because I noticed some lockout. Love feeding nothing and getting tip burn. I guess that means the salt buildup is successfully getting flushed out I know these aren’t shitty plants, but definitely A fuck up should have noticed earlier
I don’t even know what to say about this little og. Leaves are stressed af but the nug looks pretty decent.

 

[KMOG]

This nug looks fire but this is an ugly plant. I have a bunch of this cut running and this is the only one that looks like this lol.

 

[H.A.F.]

We all fuck up...a lot. No one really goes posting it though.

I may be unusual then, but I DGAF. I have a grow and I post pics of it - good or bad, because I don't have a lot of plants. But I have noticed that when I have the uglies I tend to post less pics - more close-ups checking trichomes since they are usually ugliest at the end.

 

[H.A.F.]

This nug looks fire but this is an ugly plant. I have a bunch of this cut running and this is the only one that looks like this lol. View attachment 41226View attachment 41227View attachment 41228View attachment 41229View attachment 41230

Watch that cut have twice the fire as the rest

 

[KMOG]

Watch that cut have twice the fire as the rest

Lol just a weird ass thing to see. Here’s the same cut in different parts of the room. What I will say is it reminds me of swerves cut.... attached

Swervin hoe

 

[Gweedo]

I've fucked something up every run lol
Too much nutes and light on my first run due to misjudging stretch

Then sunburned my cherry pie testing minimum distance from the light

Then got the PM on my chem scrog run

This is definitely a never ending learning curve lol I love it

 

[KMOG]

I've fucked something up every run lol
Too much nutes and light on my first run due to misjudging stretchView attachment 41337View attachment 41338

Then sunburned my cherry pie testing minimum distance from the light View attachment 41339

Then got the PM on my chem scrog run
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This is definitely a never ending learning curve lol I love it

I like to try to make sure I have at least three plants that are totally fucked at any given time. It’s like karma imo, I keep my bad plant karma in check by leaving keeping those plant around and hiding them in the corner.

 

[Gweedo]

Eventually well stop finding ways to fuck them up and that's when I'd consider myself graduated to decent grower status

 

[KMOG]

Eventually well stop finding ways to fuck them up and that's when I'd consider myself graduated to decent grower status

I enjoy sucking at it.

 

[Now1more]

I fuck up shit all the time. It a cross of too tired to give a shit, forgetting what I did or didn't do, and under watering is my biggest. Sometimes I forget to raise the lights! Lol. It depends a lot on the time of year and what I have going on.when I have the time, my plants get babied. I talk to them, play music, and vist three times a day. It's as if my mother was in a Nursing Home near by.