If there is any interest in an ugliest plant contest, I’d love to host it. I’ve always wanted to do it and if enough people participate we could even come up with a prize. It won’t be a popularity contest, because nobody will really be a winner in an ugly bitch contest. It shouldn’t be very taxing on resources or space because it should be growing under the porch or next to the attic window. Use CFL bulbs and let that PM set in. Fuck it—sprinkle some aphids on it and feed it sand or something. If the contest is “all in good fun” nobody should get butt-hurt when a winner/loser is declared. Maybe a good laugh is due after clicking on nothing but bullshit and hate on our phones for the last year