Platinum Lemon Cherry Gelato Contest Shit Talk & Banter

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
I'm here to learn, hell y'all can give me all the million dollar advice you want fellas lol
Sorry, some cunt said we can't teach you ;)

Biggest trick is that they stay moist-not-soggy. A fine-sifted peat-based mix labeled "seed starter" is usually all you need. It holds water but drains well - but it doesn't drain dry like coco. You have more room for error. The fine sift just means it can pack around the seed more snug with no air pockets.

Keep a mister of water handy. In whatever dome set-up you have and keep humidity near 100% is good until they pop. The more humid the less the chance the soil around the seed will dry out. You should be able to notice the top of the soil drying easily, and a few spritzes with a mister is all you need to wet the top.

After they pop they need air and you can start gradually (over a week or two) start opening vents or cracking lids or whatever shifting them to an open air environment to deal with life as a weed.
 

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
I use the cup-in-cup method, with a clear one inside to check roots. That clear one is split like a clam shell so at transplant I can open each side and make sure nothing is sticking before taking it out of the cup. I poke a 1/2" deep hole (that's the dowel from a King Palm wrap LOL) in the moist soil then use tweezers to drop the seeds.
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I use a little paint brush to dip in the Rootwise Microbe Complete then sprinkle a bit over each hole. After I drop the seed in I pinch the hole shut then 10 squirts with the spray bottle to get it all set and wet.
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The "stolen"cup-holder from the herb section of the big box hardware store sets in a propagator and keeps me from tipping them over. The fact that the cups are all watertight on the outside instead of like regular planters means I can keep a little puddle of water in the propagator for humidity without the plants soaking it up. and getting waterlogged.
 

BSGrows

Gardener
I use the cup-in-cup method, with a clear one inside to check roots. That clear one is split like a clam shell so at transplant I can open each side and make sure nothing is sticking before taking it out of the cup. I poke a 1/2" deep hole (that's the dowel from a King Palm wrap LOL) in the moist soil then use tweezers to drop the seeds.
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I use a little paint brush to dip in the Rootwise Microbe Complete then sprinkle a bit over each hole. After I drop the seed in I pinch the hole shut then 10 squirts with the spray bottle to get it all set and wet.
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The "stolen"cup-holder from the herb section of the big box hardware store sets in a propagator and keeps me from tipping them over. The fact that the cups are all watertight on the outside instead of like regular planters means I can keep a little puddle of water in the propagator for humidity without the plants soaking it up. and getting waterlogged.
Those fucking plant tags had me falling out of my chair!
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Well done sir!
 
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Hey, dummy, you were the one who said you had issues germinating seeds so people were just trying to help. BTW the Miracle Gro organic line is the only shit they make that is worth using. I only use it for starting seeds because it's easily available locally and I'm not going to buy a bail of seed starter soil for starting seeds. I have enough soil taking up space in my grow room. Keep talking out your ass and see how that works for you here. This isn't RIU.
Hahahaha didn't mean to get you in your feels.buddy call me a dummy please. I try to share something to help people and get debated. What was the difference with what I said and the 4 post in front of me that didn't strike any egos, why me? I was trying to share along with every else.. why you mad bro? LMFAO I thought this was for shit talk and banter. What do you think I'm doing? All the 😂 😂 😂 don't mean Im fucking serious. Well glad I gave you something for you to spend your afternoon on!!! Also glad I'm in your head now too. Make sure to put your hate vibes into that plant too while your at it . hahahhaha I was never with a pushed button or mad. Just having fun. But then you get personal and call me a dummy and a cunt which you ain't seen since it had your ugly ass. Hope you can grow as well as you can cry about a little push back. Kick me off and you won't beat me either you'll just show everyone how scared you are.. fucking 🤡 or idk maybe don't step on my post with your little power play there admin. Again I was sharing like everyone else and stated that as well. But I guess you it know it all. Who has the superiority complex.. threaten me fuck around on this forum... lol what are you going to take my birthday? It's a common joke to clown around about fragile seed period. I guess you missed the joke. You got something more fire than what I've posted on this thread let's see it. I got a few up my sleeve if you wanta play. Lights just came on. Also everything I grow damn near is bred by Heisen as well. I have thousands in his gear. So go ahead rub your daddy's fan base see how that rolls. That's a fast way to lose business. I didn't say anything out of line sorry the ❄ had to melt.
 
Oh never said I had any issues I was sharing how I fix issues after changing my grow style. To help others if anyone had the same issues. I've been popping seeds in rapid rooters for two years now with success. when did I said I had issues or ask your crusty ass for help. your the one with the issues playboy!
 
Ah boo must be past their bed time.. well when you want to play I'm ready let's play. Or let's see how this turns out. Either way. Was fun while it lasted. Talk soon 💋 🤣🤣🤣
 

NoWaistedSpace

PICK YOUR OWN
LMFAO! You cats are funny! I'm being coached on how to seed pop that I never asked about. Typical peanut gallery 🤣. So my seed killing days was a joke and long over. Keep your soil talk low when your using miracle grow too btw smh. I wouldn't buy that Monsanto poisonous bullshit for my wife's flowers out front. I was sharing my very successful tech on how I pop my seeds for my Coco grows. Mind you this will be my 20yr growing this plant. May know a thing or two idk. I was growing this shit on mountainsides of emerald valley in Oregon before half of you were a pussy fart or a thought. Old heads I mean no disrespect either. I was sharing bc others were as well. but I guess only the ol stuffy guys that have sat on this forum for too long and should maybe go get in there grow. Let's just wait and see how this competition turns out. Mind you I haven't lost a competition yet maybe this is the one where it will happen. But please just fucking Bring It! I'll give every seed soaker, bro science, self-proclaimed expert a run for their money in this one!! That I promise. Oh and I want a challenge so again please BRING IT! I harvest five tens every three months like clock work this isn't my first rodeo. Typically the keyboard experts just spent a lot of time regurgitating the bs they saw online. I on the other hand vet ideas and test before I open my mouth. So yes to Coco growers yes coco only! this ain't got shit to do with you soil heads that think your really in living soil and your mother nature or some shit with your LEDs and controlled atmosphere that's rich! But to Coco growers if you have had issue transferring your little tap roots into buffered coco (which seems to be an unknown concept around these parts.) Try starting in a rapid rooter it may help you like it did for me. Soil heads by all means soak your beans and play with crystals all you want! Fucking hippies! 😂
King Grow, is that you? lol
Hell, I was growing, while you were still a
"drunkin' glaze" in your daddy's eye.
But I like your enthusiasm.
You should win, hands down!
Now if you don't win, you will be made fun of. lol
You're lucky, some of us aren't in it to win it. lol
 

treefarmercharlie

🍆
Admin
Hahahaha didn't mean to get you in your feels.buddy call me a dummy please. I try to share something to help people and get debated. What was the difference with what I said and the 4 post in front of me that didn't strike any egos, why me? I was trying to share along with every else.. why you mad bro? LMFAO I thought this was for shit talk and banter. What do you think I'm doing? All the 😂 😂 😂 don't mean Im fucking serious. Well glad I gave you something for you to spend your afternoon on!!! Also glad I'm in your head now too. Make sure to put your hate vibes into that plant too while your at it . hahahhaha I was never with a pushed button or mad. Just having fun. But then you get personal and call me a dummy and a cunt which you ain't seen since it had your ugly ass. Hope you can grow as well as you can cry about a little push back. Kick me off and you won't beat me either you'll just show everyone how scared you are.. fucking 🤡 or idk maybe don't step on my post with your little power play there admin. Again I was sharing like everyone else and stated that as well. But I guess you it know it all. Who has the superiority complex.. threaten me fuck around on this forum... lol what are you going to take my birthday? It's a common joke to clown around about fragile seed period. I guess you missed the joke. You got something more fire than what I've posted on this thread let's see it. I got a few up my sleeve if you wanta play. Lights just came on. Also everything I grow damn near is bred by Heisen as well. I have thousands in his gear. So go ahead rub your daddy's fan base see how that rolls. That's a fast way to lose business. I didn't say anything out of line sorry the ❄ had to melt.
No, you weren’t just razzing people, you got embarrassed when you realized people thought you had issues popping beans and had to puff your chest and make sure people understood just how incredible you believe you are.

There’s a difference between competitive shit talk and outright insulting people. I don’t give a shit what you buy, or who from, if you treat people here like assholes I’m not going to put up with it.

You’ve been here for over a year and literally the second time you posted was for this contest. I scoped your IG, and your plants look nice, but they certainly aren’t anything out of this world.

And, yes, i was in bed, because I'm an adult with responsibilities who gets up by 5am everyday. I don’t still live off my parents and sleep until noon…I really don’t care if that makes me look uncool to you because I own my own place and have no debt.
 

H.A.F.

a.k.a. Rusty Nails
I’ll settle down once he stops acting like he’s on RIU. Dude thinks he can hold buying your seeds as an excuse for me to let him act that way here? He’s probably “never lost a growing competition” because he’s never actually entered or finished one.
Once you get called out for being a cunt you have to say something or just slink away with your tail between your legs
 

treefarmercharlie

🍆
Admin
Once you get called out for being a cunt you have to say something or just slink away with your tail between your legs
I just don’t get why he thinks acting like a cunt is going to fly around here. He’s been here long enough to know how things are. The last contest we had went awesome because people didn’t stir up drama and everyone was just happy to see the different ways each of us handle our grows. If he continues to act like a cunt, I won’t ban him, I’ll just delete his cunty posts and will leave his competition photos up because that will piss him off even more than banning him. Nothing like a good ol game of whack-a-troll.
 
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